Sucker Punch 2.0
**Sucker Punch 2.0** When we last left our hero, the acrid smell of Baghdad airport tarmac and Hellfire missile hung in the digital breeze, while the Star Spangled Banner played over rolling end credits. That was Season 45, Episode 4: "The Baghdad Backstab." Our protagonist, the Orange Apprentice, had just crossed his own personal Rubicon with the cowardly drone-murder of an official peace envoy—plunging the narrative deeper into the quagmire of Forever War™. Fast forward through a pandemic special, a botched season finale involving a Capitol riot, a tedious mid-season replacement (Biden: The Sleepy Reboot), and the inevitable, grinding escalation of a genocidal subplot in Gaza... and suddenly, cue the dramatic sting! Season 47, Episode 19: "Leave It To Bibi (The Reckoning)." **The Plot Thickens (Or Just Gets More Predictable)** Cut to a moonless night over Isfahan. Iranian state media reports explosions, downed drones – the whole low-budget special e...
